Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit to you Exhibit A that the human race absolutely deserves to and, yes, shall destroy itself.
I submit to you butt chugging.
A fraternity brother at the University of Tennessee was hospitalized with a BAC of well over 0.40. It was done via butt chugging, wherein you put alcohol up your butt.
It’s absorbed more quickly and potently than putting the alcohol in your mouth, the way God intended.
The heathen was released, but not before police could see the sort of Animal House scene that’s become so cliche: wine boxes and bottles everywhere. Except unlike the Deltas, who drank like Americans, those boxes and bottles had been up their butts.
I… I just…
Up top is a picture of the kid’s stupid face, which is where his alcohol should have been going.
There’s nothing left to discuss here. Don’t butt chug. If you’re even considering it… just, why?
Why?
Lee and Steve have some more to say about this:
Question, Wine Boxers:
Why? WHY?
