So, Nintendo felt that people weren’t paying attention to them quite enough, and decided to let you all know that they’re totally available and you could have a lot of fun with them.
For starters, their 3DS will soon be offering a music service in Japan. Gamers will be able to download, stream and play music using Recochoku, a mobile-centric site that specializes in ringtones and track downloads.
Then Nintendo’s all, “that’s not enough for you? Okay, how about this to get you to love me?
And so they release a new Paper Mario trailer.
Nintendo sees that look in your eye, that whole “I’m totally into that goat but I don’t want you to know” look. Nintendo’s like, “what about Professor Layton? That turn you on?”
But now you’re all uncomfortable because Nintendo’s showing just way too much interest, almost getting creeper like. The “crazy ex” danger’s pretty hot, though. And Nintendo knows it. It knows what you want and you just have to have it.
So Nintendo goes all out, hits up the lingerie store, does a whole sizzle reel and shows you everything.
So what do you say? Are you into it? Does that turn your crank?
Question: Does it?
