No, I’m not fuckin’ with you. This is real. A real thing that happened.
Does your heart hurt yet? ‘Cause Lee’s does.
Puppies. Puppies plural.
You have got to be kidding me.
All right, all right, here we go. I’m okay.
A ten-year old boy with Down Syndrome gets lost in the woods in Hackleburg, Alabama. He was found totally safe and sound after spending a night out there.
After over a hundred and fifty volunteers joined the search effort, it was with the help of the family dog that they found him.
He was with the dog’s puppies. He didn’t have on his shoes. WAFF news says “they think the puppies kept him warm overnight.”
You can’t be serious. The puppies kept him warm overnight.
This might be the flu that has been ravaging my frail, frail body but my heart is on fire and I can’t handle this.
I’m going home. I’m calling my Mom to tell her I love her. And then I’m going to nap on my couch with my boys.
Which boys? These ones:
This is Robert Dogriguez. He is happy.
This is Swarles Barkley. He is not happy.
They are going to keep me warm tonight.
Question: We found you a happy story with puppies in it. What more do you want from us?