The internet has a mild (and by mild I mean intense and over-bearingly ridiculous) need to see celebrities have sex. There’s something about watching the people that are put on pedestals fall into the deep animalistic trap that we all fall into. It makes them more human to us, more endearing.
Or people just want to see them get down to the dirty dirty.
Whatever the case may be, Gawker has leaked 30 minutes of footage of a 59-year-old Hulk Hogan having sex with a woman rumored to be the ex-wife of his best friend and radio host Bubba the Love Sponge. We’re not going to link it here because there’s this magical tool called Google that will probably find it for you.
The footage was admittedly leaked sometime last April, but at the time Hogan called his lawyer and its continued release was blocked.
That is until last week, when a burned DVD copy of the sex tape was delivered to Gawker from an anonymous source. There was no payment, no credit wanted, the only request was that it be watched.
And oh my is it being watched. It’s being called a “goddamn masterpiece.”
Logan calls it an anthropological experience.
Supposedly on the tape you can hear another man’s voice which is rumored to be Bubba the Love Sponge (a name that, like a Pimp named Slickback must be said in full apparently). If this is true, it means the man doesn’t really mind sharing his wife with other men. This is about where I stopped because I don’t want to see Hulk Hogan having sex.
….I think I need to go wash my hands.
Are you going to watch the tape?