A nasal spray referred to as “Female Viagra” is running through clinical trials right now. It does what you think it does. So, let’s just dive right in.
In Australia and Canada, they’re doing test runs. Australia wants to recruit about a hundred women ages 18 to 47 to get the trial off… the ground.
Listen. I’m going to be doing this. Strap in. Or on.
The drug is called Ladyboner Tefina, a testosterone gel absorbed through the nose. Which, I suppose since Boogie Nights taught me that ladies occasionally put stuff up their noses to get going, makes sense.
Within a few hours, a women’s ladyboner libido will be impacted.
The dude’s Viagra, aka Viagra, pulls about $2 Billion a year. Ridickulous. Anyway, in 2011 a survey found that women achieve orgasm about half as much as men. Perhaps because men use too much Viagra. No one wants a jackhammer inside of them.
There’s plenty of concern to go around, though. Many are worried about corporations taking advantage of studies like this and are attempting to sell women essentially a placebo effect. On this one, though? Listen, if you’re going out to buy Ladyboner Tefina, you’ve made a decision. Whether a snap judgement, or you’ve thought about it for quite some time, you’ve considered the pros and cons of Ladyboner Tefina.
I’m sorry. I’ll stop. (No, I won’t.)
With the clinical trials, there should be some data coming… out… about the safety of the drug. And if it’s safe and truly effective, there should be no reason why women can’t buy something that turns their crank a little bit harder.
(Ladyboner: “Coming” 2013. Patent pending, Loganomics Inc.)
Question: Is this drug a useful tool for women wanting more intimate enjoyment? Or is this just a mercenary move to take advantage of one’s insecurities in their sexual experience?
