Elliott’s Objectification(s) of the Year

Posted on Nov 13 2012 - 2:50pm by Elliott Morgan

Elliott’s Objectification(s) of the Year

In response to every popular publication choosing an attractive female celebrity as the hottest, sexiest or most worthy of obsession, I’ve decided to share with you my personal favorite female(s).

 

This is Alison Brie. She seems to have an excellent personality, as well as great comedic timing.

This is Tina Fey. I respect her from a professional standpoint, specifically in regards to her views on feminism, which mix idealism and realism in a way that I think will benefit society for generations to come.

This is Natalie Portman. Her outer beauty is a coincidence, a genetic roulette game she was fortunate enough to win. It does not give her value. That said, her performance in “Black Swan” is stellar and I’ve heard she has a great personality.

This is Megan Fox. She’s gone to my church a few times, and though I’ve never spoken with her, she has a good head on her shoulders and a surprisingly sound moral compass.

This is Charlize Theron. I’m just including her because she’s kind of pretty, but I recognize she likely has numerous personality flaws. That said, it’s best not to judge, so she seems kind of cool from this picture.

So question: Excluding looks, what do you find attractive in females? Because usually, they’re more than that.