You’ll understand the title in a second.
A teenager in New York was arrested today for getting onto his friend’s Facebook account and changing his profile picture.
Can you guess what the picture was? You should read that title again. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Because the student is a minor we obviously don’t know his name. But it does stand to reason that if you’re going to change your buddy’s Facebook profile picture to a penis, you should cover your tracks.
First of all, open your braintank ’cause I’m about to drop some premium octane knowledge. Okay, kid, you’re in his Facebook account. Good. You got it. Just change the password and do it from home so that the school doesn’t get all bitchy.
The teen is charged with unauthorized use of a computer, a misdemeanor, which will probably be dismissed on the grounds of, “heh heh. That’s pretty funny, kid.”
All I’m saying is that at one time my friends got a hold of my Twitter account and decided to let everyone know that I thought “these dicks are tasty.” I didn’t want to admit that it was funny, because I dislike joy.
I mean, no, totally don’t change your friend’s Facebook picture to a dongaroonie. That’s so gross and I don’t know why someone would do that, like, standards and being an adult, and, and, class. Personally, I would’ve changed his photo to a T-Rex. That we’ll never get to clone and I’ll never get to ride.
Question: What’s your password? Asking for a friend.