Author Archives: Elliott Morgan

Or does it help it? It’s Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! MLK Day is probably my favorite I-never-remember-today-is-a-holiday holiday. MLK Day is to...

Why Movies Suck Nowadays My wife and I were talking the other night, and we came to a conclusion: I don’t really like movies. I mean, don’t...

Possible “Roger Rabbit” Sequel?! According to MTV, a possible sequel to my all-time favorite film, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, has been written....

Angus T. Jones HATES “Two And A Half Men”! Actor Angus T. Jones is lashing out against his primetime sitcom. And who wouldn’t? Two And...

Pope Schools Everyone on Christmas I’m a big Christmas nerd. My wife and I rock Christmas like it’s a terrifying roller coaster that we pay...

Behold: The Greatest Atheism Meme Ever I found this on the front page of Reddit today, and I can say that this is unequivocally, objectively, scientifically...

Chris Brown (Who Beats Women) Signs Modeling Contract Chris Brown, who beats women, has reportedly signed a modeling contract with agency Wilhelmina International....

This is Tom Hanks hanging out with a couple seemingly intoxicated dudes at a pizza joint. What magic is this, what trickery? What good deed did I do to...

Elliott’s Objectification(s) of the Year In response to every popular publication choosing an attractive female celebrity as the hottest, sexiest...

Rappers Rob Studio After Recording Session A pair of unidentified rappers recorded a song called “Larry Hoover” early Thursday morning, and...